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Chocolate Anus Candy: The Epitome of Salaciousness

I debated several days before deciding to go ahead and do this post. I would not normally put something on my blog that I consider to be filth, but this is too good an example of the type of filth that has permeated our society for me to pass up.

Instead of describing what this is about I will let you read it straight from that stalwart of decency and purity, Cosmopolitan Magazine.

Cosmopolitan – What do you get for the man who has everything? How about a chocolate version of your butthole! Now, of course Edible Anus chocolates aren’t modeled after your specific anus (if you want something like that, you could always get your anus bronzed), but they may as well be, because who could tell the difference?

Sure, you could just get him a regular box of chocolates for Valentine’s Day, but would that remind him of how he should probably make a […] → Keep reading