You Just Might Be A Liberal

looney_left1_1If you believe an 18-year-old burger-flipper should be paid $31,200 a year, you just might be a liberal. ($15 an hour X 40 hours a week X 52 weeks)

If you believe Bush waiting 7 minutes before issuing orders on 9-11 is reprehensible, but Obama & Clinton waiting 7 hours and doing nothing while men died in Benghazi was fine, you just might be a liberal.

If you believe a single cell found on Mars would indicate life, but that a fetus is not life, you just might be a liberal.

If you believe the government should tell corporations what they can pay their CEOs, you just might be a liberal.

If you believe people should not have guns, but you hire armed bodyguards, you just might be a liberal.

If you believe the rich are evil, but vote for a millionaire to be your Congressman, you just might be a liberal.

If you booed adding recognition of God to your party’s platform, you just might be a liberal.

If you believe Islam is a religion of peace, you just might be a liberal.

If you believe the government should be able to force citizens to purchase a product, you just might be a liberal.

If you believe the Constitution gives you the right to free health care, you just might be a liberal.

If you believe the Bible should be banned from school, but condoms should be given to students, you just might be a liberal.

If you believe those who drive an SUV are killing people, but those who drive a Prius are saving the planet, you just might be a liberal.

If you believe a girl at school shouldn’t take an aspirin without permission, but she should be able to get an abortion without her parents knowledge, you just might be a liberal.

If you believe our armed forces personnel should not be allowed to practice their faith freely and openly, you just might be a liberal.

If you believe it is not possible to oppose a black politician without being a racist, you just might be a liberal.

If you believe murderers should not face the death penalty, but that babies should, you just might be a liberal.

If you believe an illegal immigrant (criminal) should be allowed to practice law in the United States, you just might be a liberal.

If you believe Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson aren’t racists, you just might be a liberal.

If you vote for the candidate endorsed by Communist Party USA, you just might be a liberal.

If you believe the government should control how much people eat and drink, you just might be a liberal.

If you believe George W. Bush’s college grades were an issue, but support Obama keeping his private, you just might be a liberal.

If you believe the Ku Klux Klan was created by Republicans, you just might be a liberal.

If you use the word ‘investment’ to describe higher taxes, you just might be a liberal.

If your blood pressure is up after reading all this, you just might be a liberal.

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