A Politically Incorrect Earth Day

I have been neglecting my blog far too long.  It has been more than two months since my last post.  Well, Earth Day has motivated me to start posting again.

In recognition of Earth Day, today I shall turn on all my electronic devices, crank the air conditioner to the refrigerator level, turn on all the lights in my house, print a ton of unnecessary documents, eat nothing but processed food, and sit in my SUV and rev the engine while watching a movie on my netbook.  And maybe I’ll chop down a tree in my back yard that I’ve been thinking of removing.

This evening I shall charcoal something that’s been killed.  A dead animal.  Because I’m a member of PETA.  Oh, not that PETA.  The PETA I belong to is People Eating Tasty Animals.  Yummy!

Nothing encourages me to use up resources more than some greenie telling me I’m a bad person for doing so.

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